Violence Jokes

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

What did the rape victim give to her rapist?

Head

So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

my dad hits me :(

If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

A penis has a bad life his neighbor is asshole and his friend is pussy and his owner beats him

After the shooting people were asking why would they do it, They wanted to stop but turns out they were playing an Online game.

If you punch and orphan they can't do anything the can't tell their parents

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.

While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》

"Nun" kills the two guys .

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wat did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

they said alakbar

this kid lost Kahoot so he shot up the scew

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.