Violence

Violence jokes

Kid

What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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  • Chuck Norris

    In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

    Cop

    How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, they all beat the room for being black.

    Sister

    So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

    Hooker

    What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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  • Baby

    Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

    A. Depends how thin you slice them.

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  • Police

    How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

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  • Killer

    What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?

    “They both blow heads.”

    Shotgun

    My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."

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