Violence jokes
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.