Violence

Violence jokes

Abortion

  • Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

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  • School shooting

  • So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

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  • Nun

  • What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

    A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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  • Church

  • Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.

    You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."

    ...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"

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