What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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Explanation
This joke plays on the double meaning of "sucking," using a word associated with both a mosquito and a prostitute to create a funny and slightly crude comparison. The humor comes from the unexpected juxtaposition of these two completely different things.
Haley
Omg a boy just asked me this question
Michael
yeah slap that bitch