Hooker vs. Mosquito

This joke plays on the double meaning of "sucking," using a word associated with both a mosquito and a prostitute to create a funny and slightly crude comparison. The humor comes from the unexpected juxtaposition of these two completely different things.

• Hooker
• Mosquito
• Difference
• Sex
• Prostitution
• Suck

• What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
• What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
• What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common? They're both hookers.
• What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.