Silence Isn't Weakness

This is a dark, kinda threatening one-liner. It plays on the idea that quiet people might be plotting something sinister. The humor comes from the unexpected connection between silence and planning something like murder, which is usually a big no-no.

• Silence
• Weakness
• Roast
• Murder
• Crime
• Violence

• People judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a massacre out loud.
• 1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
• I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
• When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.