Literal Healing

My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.

Now we wait.

Explanation

The joke plays on the literal interpretation of the saying "time heals all wounds". Instead of understanding the phrase metaphorically, the person in the joke acts on the words physically, leading to a dark and unexpected twist.

Comments (1)

Caitlin fallows

5 years ago

You’re therapist is a pedo