Literal Healing

The joke plays on the literal interpretation of the saying "time heals all wounds". Instead of understanding the phrase metaphorically, the person in the joke acts on the words physically, leading to a dark and unexpected twist.

• Therapist
• Time
• Murder
• Misunderstanding
• Violence
• Therapy

• My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
• I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
• If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
• My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!