I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
me: brags about my 30 kill streak
the jury: O.o
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
2,996 kill streak boom
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
When I hit a home run I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning :3
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt........ Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
