Victory jokes
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
2,996 kill streak, boom!
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.