I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
me: brags about my 30 kill streak
the jury: O.o
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
2,996 kill streak boom
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
When I hit a home run I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt........ Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2, he killed Hitler
