Victory

Victory Jokes

Friend

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

War

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

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  • Group

    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

    "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

    "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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  • Game

    Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

    Cookie

    When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

    “Chip Chip Hooray!”

    Camp

    "If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

    - Sun Tzu

    Football

    There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

    Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.