Victory jokes
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.