Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Violence Jokes
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
