Violence jokes
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.