Violence jokes

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

It is not funny about kidnapping.

Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.

Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂

Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want.

Q: What does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.

Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.

Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!

"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?

Suicide squad. 😂😂😂

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."

He was in the infantry.