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A Twisted Pickup Line

    • A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."

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    • Explanation

    • The joke relies on a disturbing twist. The guy's initial statement sounds like a pickup line, but it's actually a threat of sexual assault. The punchline reveals the underlying dark nature of the 'joke,' changing it from a playful pickup attempt to something very sinister.

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    XD but plot twist: she was stronger than him and HE was the one getting laid that night XD

    Go fuck yourself

    You are fucking disgusting

    Lol🤣😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆!

    @a bitch femdom is hot af tho

    @Anastasia cry about it more.

    kill yourself

    You can't just tell people to kill themselves when hundreds of thousands of people die from suicide every year. Just because you don't agree with their opinion. This website is literally just full of women haters and people who need to go to jail

    Rapists and people who laugh at these deranged jokes are the biggest losers in society

    @lily i am going to rape and kill you

    I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU! RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. See (you) soon.

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