Grenade launcher jokes

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.

A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."