Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Violence Jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
