Violence

Violence jokes

Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?

Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.

Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?

Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.

Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

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    • What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

    One of them knows the definition of no.

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    • Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

    Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

    A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

    What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

    Shooting range.

    Jokes just as dead as the victims.

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    • My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.

    Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.

    Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."

    Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."

    Classroom: *visible panic*

    joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

    zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

    joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

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    • *The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*

    *My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

    Well what am I gonna do now...

    When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...