Vehicle jokes

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

"Hey, today was great."

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car."