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Snail

Tony · 8 years ago

Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

Cybertruck

kate✨ · 2 years ago

A meme featuring two muscular arms of different skin colors (one brown, one white) clasped together. Text above the arms reads "Cybertruck owners can't get them wet." Text below the arms identifies the arm on the left as "their car" and the arm on the right as "women."

Fish

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

Child

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Like if you know what i'm talking about

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".

Truck

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."

Car

Tucker · 3 years ago

The image shows a black car with Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles painted on the back. Below that, is an image of various Spongebobs yelling.

Frog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black car with paw prints on the hood. The text above the car reads: "I think a large frog was here maybe even a toad."

Selfie

Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

me

A young person with a light blue hoodie sitting in a bus looking into the camera with a kissy face.

Concept

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows two cars with the following text. "Car manufacturers be like:". The upper car is a stylish, red concept car on a road. Below it is a small, red pedal car on what appears to be a platform.

Lincoln

Anonymous · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a social media thread. The original post asks, "Where's Lincoln?". A subsequent comment by user EmotionalAd9811 reads "share this post if you breathe air, ignore for pdf file found it" and displays an image of a dark red Lincoln Navigator SUV.

Tiger

Swf · 1 year ago

A four-panel image comparing different types of tigers. The first three panels show a Bengal tiger, an Indo-Chinese tiger, and a Siberian tiger, each with a photo of the animal. The fourth panel shows a German Tiger tank, with the text "German Tiger".

Car

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Madatgascar

The image shows a four-panel grid with the island of Madagascar depicted in different colors and with different expressions. The first panel is red with an angry face and the caption "Madagascar", the second is green with a happy face and the caption "Gladagascar". The third is blue with a sad face and the caption "Sadagascar". The fourth is a red car with the caption "Notagascar". Below, a picture of Greta Thunberg with the caption "Madatgascar".

Helicopter

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

Helicopters...

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a large helicopter is carrying two buses. The second panel shows, "9 months later", a smaller, red bus with a rotor on top, flying. The text "LEEMHINE" is on the bottom left.

Tip

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A vintage style illustration with the text "WITCHCRAFT TIPS. HOW TO PERFORM: Curse of breaking every bone in someone's body. TO DO THIS SPELL YOU WILL NEED: car." To the right is a cartoon witch holding a green book, and a small black car is shown flying through the air above her head.

Wife

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A two-panel meme shows a red sports car doing a burnout above a red minivan doing a burnout. The top panel is labeled "Before wife and kids" and the bottom panel is labeled "After wife and kids".

Fuel

gyattrizz · 1 year ago

A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."

Selfie

🦄 Entity · 3 years ago

When you take a Selfie of your new Vehicle...

A pilot is taking a selfie with an airplane in the background and is positioned so the viewer can see his tie. The plane is flying over the ocean with mountains and a city in the distance.

Car

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A pregnancy test shows a car engine icon instead of a positive result. Below, text says: "Fuq. That's right. We're having a 2009 Honda civic."

Car

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

A white car, possibly a utility vehicle, is parked on a paved surface. Its hood is painted with the Israeli flag design, featuring blue stripes and a blue Star of David on a white background. Text overlayed on the image reads, "NOT ONLY DOES IT STOP ON A DIME, IT GOES BACK TO PICK IT UP." In the background, a person on a bicycle is visible. The car has an Israeli license plate "33-278-57".

Cybertruck

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A Cybertruck parked in a parking lot with a large bull horn attached to the front of the car, with the text "MEANWHILE" above the car and the text "IN TEXAS" below the car.

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scootorrrrrr

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