Vehicle jokes
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
KSI driving ability.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.