I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What is red and puts out fire?
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What is a bus 🚌?
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
