Vehicle jokes
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What is red and puts out fire?
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.