Vehicle jokes
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
my new car
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The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What is a bus 🚌?
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"