Vehicle jokes
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
What is red and puts out fire?
Minivan (DYM 138).
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What is a car?
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡