Vehicle jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What is a bus 🚌?
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Memes
Out in new whip
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What is a car?
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.