Vehicle jokes
What is a bus 🚌?
Ignition of the bus engine.
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I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What is a car?
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
So my bus... goodness.