Vehicle

Vehicle jokes

Bro

    • Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

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    • Vehicle memes

    Baby

    • What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

    A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

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    • Men

    • Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."

    "We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.

    "Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."

    The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"

    The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"

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    • Car

    • I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

    Bus

    • A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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