Vehicle jokes
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Anyone seen these lately?
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.