Vehicle jokes
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Minivan (DYM 138).
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Memes
my new car
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
What is a bus 🚌?
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What is a car?
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.