Vehicle

Vehicle jokes

School Bus

    • What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

    School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

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    • Fly

    • What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?

    Its butt.

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    • Vehicle memes

    Cop

    • A cop pulls over an old man.

    The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

    The old man said, "No."

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    • Car

    • If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

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    • Bike

    • Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.

    Me: Nah, it's just two tired.

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    • Incest

    • Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"

    Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"

    Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."

    Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".

    He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"

    Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."

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