Van memes

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.