Babies vs. Porsche

The joke plays on expectations. You expect a clever comparison, but the punchline is a personal statement about not owning a Porsche. This makes the question seem pointless and creates dark humor.

• Porsche
• Pile
• Difference
• Darkness
• Baby
• Car

• What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
• What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
• What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
• What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.