Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
Suicidal Chicken
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the chicken, right? It ain't just crossin' the road for kicks. It wants to end it all by becoming roadkill. Get it? It's dark humor because it's about suicide but with a chicken. You probably think chickens have feelings, which is dumb. They're birds. Anyway, you still suck for not getting it!