Vehicle jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

Q: What's yellow and floats?

A: A bus full of children.

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

What is big, fun, [and] loud?

A school bus 🚌

Why do y’all call a pickup truck?

'Cause ya got a flat tire.

How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

I've been hit by several things in my life.

Sadly, never a car.