Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
