Vehicle jokes
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)