Vehicle jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: It wasn't in its car seat.

What's a car's favorite place to hang out?

A CARnival!

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of toddlers.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.

Me: Nah, it's just two tired.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!

Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.