Vehicle jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Memes
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How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
"What bus?"
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌