Vehicle jokes
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Memes
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
"What bus?"
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌