Vehicle jokes
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.