There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Canât get out of first gear!
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
My grandpa lost his toe today. đ
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
