Vehicle jokes
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Memes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Whatโs the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I donโt have a Tesla in my garage.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because youโll have more success if you give out video games!
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.