Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
Mosely in a white van
how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
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