Vehicle jokes

What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Why do the brakes keep squealing?

Because the driver hit it too hard.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?

F-Juan Fifty.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?

Carlos.

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

I had a dream I was a muffler last night...

I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

Why are all fat people bad drivers?

They are all hungover.

What goes boo in a car with no lips?