My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchair's can't rev.
What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the streat?
To get them in his van.
What is your car 🚙 you can not drive ? A super flying car 🚘
What do you call a Mexican without a car? -Carlos
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
Luckily his funeral was a closed casket, sorry his car blew a gasket
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
