What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
I had a dream I was a muffler last night...
I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
