Vehicle jokes
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!