Vehicle

Vehicle jokes

Car

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

Memes

Baby

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Brake

Why do the brakes keep squealing?

Because the driver hit it too hard.

Road

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Cop

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Road

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Tesla

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

Fennec

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.