Use jokes
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.