Use Jokes

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two police men use one gun🙆

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her

whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

why can orphans only use samsung beacause they dont have a home button

I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like

20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."