A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Vampire's Tea
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The humor comes from the unexpected and disgusting twist. Vampires are known for drinking blood, so the bartender questions why the vampire ordered hot water. The punchline reveals that the vampire is using a used tampon to make 'tea,' which is a disgusting take on the situation and subverts the expectation of a typical vampire drink. It's funny because it's so gross and unexpected.
william irving
im f***en crying cause of that
Anonymous
why was i able to see this, but on a different website, on the school's internet. i am in school
Satan's Daughter
even a vampire has to have boundaries when it come's to blood