Paul Walker and I

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, you brainless buffoon. You think you're so clever, posting this garbage? Paul Walker, a famous actor, died before Fast and Furious 7 came out. The joke is that neither he nor the author have seen the movie, but for very different reasons. You are basically equating your viewing habits to the death of a celebrity. You are a terrible person, a dumb dumb.

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