60+ Best USA Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Country

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Which country is next to the USA? USB.

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A split image with a dog on the left, saying "I don't wanna get political but" and the same dog on the right, looking at a map with the text "478 million people live in the cum zone" written over the USA. The map also has Canada and Mexico labeled.

Gun

Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 1 year ago

A meme featuring the 'Nobody:' format followed by a YouTube video thumbnail and title. The top text reads: 'Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: THEN THERE'S THE USA:'. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail showing a man, Paul Harrell, standing outdoors in a rural area with trees behind him. The video title is 'Should You Carry a Gun While Trick-or-Treating? (2021 Halloween Special)'. The video is by Paul Harrell, has 125K views, and was uploaded 4 days ago.

House

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Child

Wade · 2 years ago

It’s finally happening…

A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."

Country

Nintendo Fan · 2 years ago

The image shows a four-panel meme. In the first panel, a person with a German flag above their head says, "Drinking age is 16." In the second panel, a person with English and Spanish flags above their head replies, "16! ours is 18." In the third panel, a person with an American flag above their head says, "18!! We have to be 21." Finally, in the fourth panel, a person with a Mexican flag above their head asks, "You guys have a drinking age???"

Chess

Swf · 1 year ago

A photo of a chess board with the flags of the United States and the United Kingdom at the top and bottom. The chess pieces on the top half of the board are arranged according to the initials of United States. The chess pieces on the bottom half of the board are arranged according to the initials of United Kingdom.

Student

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

The image is a side-by-side comparison of two Spongebob characters. The first one is labeled "Students" above his picture and the US flag below. The second one is also labeled "Students" above his picture and the Union Jack flag below.

North Korea

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A tweet from Donald J. Trump, stating 'Imao I'd like to see North Korea TRY to get through the new U.S.A. Defense system.' The tweet is juxtaposed with an image of several colorful Bionicle figures standing together.

Africa

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

screw global warming

The image shows a landmass with the word "INDIA" superimposed on it. Below this, the text states that India produces 150% more greenhouse gases per capita than the USA. Underneath, it reveals that the image is actually a picture of Africa.

Body

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of Donald Trump sitting at a table with flags behind him. Overlaid text reads: 'The doctors said they've never seen a body kill the Coronavirus like my body. They tested my DNA, and it wasn't DNA. It was USA.'

Nut

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A man with a beard and a red shirt is sweating and smiling broadly. In the background are digital cards, including one of LeBron James in a USA jersey. The text reads, "BUSTED A FAT NUT AFTER PULLING RARE USA BRON BRON CARD. CashNastyReacts, 54K views, 20 hours ago."

Meme

countryhumans memes · 2 years ago

damn they did them durty

The image shows a meme in a grid format. Each cell contains an illustration of a country representation labeled with different types of "gags." The countries and gags are: Germany with tape, the USA with a ball gag, Serbia with a bit gag, Russia with a muzzle, a turquoise country with a ring gag, Turkey with a cleave gag, Mexico with an OTN gag, and Brazil with a free space.

World

Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

A hand-drawn map of the USA with several regions labeled. It reads: How the rest of the world sees USA: New York, what?, Los Angeles, yee haw, Disney World.

Acronym

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A world map where continents and regions are labeled with humorous and vulgar acronyms. The text above the map reads, 'the world i want to live in.' The labels include: C.U.M. for North America, B.A.L.L.S. for South America, A.N.U.S. for Africa, P.E.N.I.S. for Europe, S.E.M.E.N. for Russia, C.O.C.K. for Central Asia, S.H.I.T. for India, and F.A.G.G.O.T. for Australia.

Gun

Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 1 year ago

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a screenshot of a Google Maps search for "where can i buy a gun" over the United States, with the map covered in numerous red location markers indicating places to buy guns. Text labels include "Mexico", "Gulf of California", "Gulf of Mexico", "Ottawa", and "Toronto". The bottom panel shows a close-up of a bald eagle in front of an American flag with the text "Freedom intensifies" overlaid.

Australia

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows a car with its top facing down, with the text "USA: Drives on the right. Britain: Drives on the left. *Australia*."

Class

GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Community talk

Apollo

Good Morning USA! I’ve got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day! The sun in the sky has a smile on it’s face… no, it doesnt, its storming here

Team Minecraft

Hey Guys Does everyone live in Texas, near Dallas? In Dallas is a Big "Minecraft Event" with the Name "Minecraft experience". I am a really active Minecraft Player and i dont have the opportunity to travel to the USA. I would pay $40 for the Cape Code. You would have to attend the Minecraft experience event and then receive the code. After, You have to send me the Code with E-Mail. I would be very happy. ^^ Best Regards Team Minecraft

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GOOD MORNING USAAA