Why can’t Americans play chess They lost 2 towers
Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
Roses are red violet are blue jets versus towers, USA lost two
Russians think they are tuffer than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this
1 USA was NEVER invaded 2 USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does! 3 USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass Russians 4 Our soldiers don’t rape kids 5 we have more Allie’s than you 6 we are smaller but stronger 7 Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why does USA suck at clash royal? They already lost two towers.
the golden state, more like your mums state...
If the USA is so good.
Why did they make a USB 🤔🤔
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? CHECKMATE
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the usa 2. They’re like the forth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming
Im going to bomb a little child (im an USA bomber)
yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire
