Acronym

Acronym Jokes

Model

I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.

(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

MVP

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

Memes

Lgbt

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

DNA

I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.

CIA

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.