Acronym jokes
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
Huh, school really is different these days.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.