USA jokes
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.