USA jokes
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
America.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.