I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
