Ups jokes
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.