Ups jokes
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.