Ups jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!