Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
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What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
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Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant. Hi up there
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
