Ups jokes
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
"Deznuts up your ass."
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!