Orphan Retort

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when you're at the playground, right? And some kid says something kinda mean, and then another kid yells back, "Shut up!" but then says they're an orphan as if that's supposed to make things better. It's not funny because it's actually funny, but because it's so out of left field. You probably don't even know what left field is. Fact is, you probably can't even spell "orphan".