Ups jokes
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"