How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the mirror I cracked up
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker
What is George Floyd’s? Best pick up line Your breathtaking
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
