Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Twin Towers Jokes
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Ligma
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
