Twin Towers jokes
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.