Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

Tower

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Twin

Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?

Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".

Twin

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Girlfriend

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Airport

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Chess

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

Difference

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Flower

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Chess

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Flame

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Jet

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.