Twin Towers jokes

I walk into school, and look up praying.

"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."

Nothing happened. There is no God.

What did one terrorist say to their kid?

“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”

Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

How was Jenga invented?

By watching the Twin Towers collapse.

What color was the plane after it hit the tower?

It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To get to the airport!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.

My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.

I woke up in my bed today.

I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.

What's the worst thing about 9/11?

All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.

I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?

Because of the jets.

What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?

Probably a plane. (:

Why was 10 so scared?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

If the US ate chicken, it would die.

How do tourists feed their kids?

Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"