Twin Towers jokes
I woke up in my bed today.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.