Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

9/11

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.