Twin Towers jokes

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

What's 6 plus 7?

67.

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Ummmm 67.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.