Twin Towers jokes
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Mama milky?
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.