Twin Towers jokes

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Get pranked, bozo!

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."