Twin Towers jokes

Mama milky?

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨