Twin Towers jokes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
That joke didn't land well, did it?
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.