Twin Towers jokes
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Biden did 9/10.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.