Twin Towers jokes
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Biden did 9/10.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.