300+ Best Donald Trump Jokes - Page 17 - Worst Jokes Ever

Pronoun

Batmansbootlicker · 4 years ago

He he, that's MJ's pronouns.

23 is Michael Jordan's.

Fake news is Trump's.

2020

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

Difference

Amaurotic Idiocy · 1 year ago

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.

Death

Jeffrey Epstein right nut · 4 years ago

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

Penis

ǟֆɦȶօռ քǟʀӄɛֆ ツ · 3 years ago

What does Trump stand for?

Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.

Assassination

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

North Korea

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A tweet from Donald J. Trump, stating 'Imao I'd like to see North Korea TRY to get through the new U.S.A. Defense system.' The tweet is juxtaposed with an image of several colorful Bionicle figures standing together.

Musk

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An illustration shows a man's head (resembling Tim Pool) smiling slightly, wearing a suit jacket, red tie, and a colorful baseball cap. His head is on a furry, animal-like body with human hands crossed over the chest and clawed feet. He holds a large, multi-colored spiral lollipop. Behind him are two large, dark, aggressive animal-like shadows. The shadow on the left is labeled "Trump". The shadow on the right is labeled "Musk".

Donald Trump

Cosmo idk · 8 months ago

A satirical news post featuring a photo of a smiling Donald Trump on the left and an inset photo of a large explosion on the right. The headline reads, "Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas". The subtext reads, "NIGERIA - President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas." The date on the post is listed as Dec 27, 2025.

Tentacle

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of three tweets from Donald J. Trump's Twitter account @realDonaldTrump. The first tweet says, 'loli tentacle hentai.' The second is a reply to the first tweet and reads, 'shit this isn't google.' The third tweet, also a reply, says, 'if any of you fucks screenshot this imma nuke a 3rd world country.'

Stock Market

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Twitter post by Donald Trump with the text "Stock market hits another high with spirit and enthusiasm so positive. Jobs outlook looking very good! #MAGA" accompanied by a picture with two furry cartoon characters and the text "FEMBOYS RULE". This is followed by another Twitter post by Donald Trump replying to the first post "I am terribly sorry that is the wrong photo".

Compliment

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

This is so bad

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet is from Caitlyn Jenner, it reads "It's so hard to find a straight man that is confident enough to compliment me on my looks.". The second tweet is a reply from Donald J. Trump, and it reads "Nice balls."

Game

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Protest

Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

Courtesy of Not the Bee anti-trump protest infiltrators

A group of people are holding protest signs. One sign reads "Socialism Beats Fascism!" Another sign says "People over Politics" and "REPAIR MARCH 2025."

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows six yellow folders. The first folder is labeled "Memes if Kamala Wins", the second folder is "Memes if Trump Wins", the third folder is "Memes if Bernie Shows up with a Steel Chair", the fourth is "Memes for WWIII", the fifth is "Pie Recipes", and the sixth is "Hello Kitty Island Adventures Cheat Codes".

Infidelity

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

this MIGHT be cosmos phone

A smartphone home screen with a galaxy background is filled with icons for apps like McDonald's, Hebrew Calendar, Hineni, Drops, Am Hazak, Jewish Prayer, NemoHebrew, Mossad baba, Israel News, Newsrael, MTAFC, Smashing Life, JVL, Revayah, Jewish Music +, Jewish Holidays, Bless Up, Trump's Empire, and American. A notification banner at the top from "MY LOVEE ❤️❤️❤️" says "She's busy rn bro 👊 😎". A large red arrow points to the notification. Overlay text reads "why does my gf text me in third person?".

Vagina

Sore Raven · 5 months ago

A close-up of a man with red hair crying, wiping his eye with a white tissue. To his right, white text on a black background reads, 'TRUMP BROKE MY VAGINA'.

Leader

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media exchange under the question "US recession in 2025?" One user accuses Trump of being a traitor, another asks why they haven't made any bets. The user replies that they are from North Korea where gambling is forbidden. Another user then says that because of that user's comment about their "supreme leader", the user will be executed.

Life

Willy b · 3 months ago

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows Donald Trump pointing his finger upward with text that reads: "DON'T FORGET TO 'SPRING FORWARD' FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!". The bottom panel shows a woman screaming with an open mouth and a distressed expression, with text that reads: "TRUMP STOLE AN HOUR OF MY LIFE! IMPEACH! WAR CRIME! FELONY!".

Pussy

Sore Raven · 5 months ago

A cartoon character, Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons, is pointing and laughing with an open mouth. Above his head, the text reads "Ha Ha!", and below him, the text reads "TRUMP HURT YOUR PUSSY."

Community talk

Black Girthy Veiny Dih

Poll · 9 months ago

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Anonymous

Wdym about President Trump? Is he a good leader or a bad one?

Another New Blach

Eb is supports trump