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Trump 2024!
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
All hail President Trump!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle? He white on the inside. He orange on the outside. And then there's that stick!
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Cheesiest jokes.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
i fucked your mum
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
