Donald Trump Jokes
Neither of them respect boundaries.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Trump's mom.