Donald Trump Jokes
I'm Gay.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
He jizzes canned cheese.
2020:
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Trump's mom.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.