Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
