Donald Trump Jokes
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
"(live comedy club) Foul Mouthed Trump Hating Comic:
......"Hey how 'bout that Donald Trump chump, what the fuck up with that dude, man? Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!" (< leap week, muthafukas!) . . . "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that's synonymous for being fucked up, for instance"....
STUMP: TEENY DICK
BUMP: TINY TIT
GUMP: DIMWITTED MOVIE IDIOT GUY
MUMP: A FUCKED UP CHILDREN'S DISEASE
LUMP: IF IT'S MALIGNANT, YOU'RE KINDA FUCKED
UMP: OFTEN MAKES TERRIBLE CALLS
RUMP: AN ASS
DUMP: A PILE OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASS
HUMP: SOMETHING DADDY DID TO HIM DAILY THROUGHOUT CHILDHOOD
PUMP: SEE "HUMP" . . . and last, but definitely not least --
JUMP: JUMP INTO A DEEP HOLE MOTHER FUCKER, AND GO TO HELL!!
.... "Well that's about it for me as my explosive diarrhea is about ready to take a turn for the worse!! ......(splort!, plop!)....... OOOOPS!! ..... sniff, sniff........ Ewww!" (audience roars) "Fuhhhhk!". . . I better go, 'cause I just went!! ..... Ha! ha! ha!" . . . "Thank You Lazies and Gerbilmen! Good Night!!" ............
(endless laughter, guffaws, cheers, jeers, queers, beers, pants pee-ing, beaters beating, pepper sprayin', guns poppin')
"OH LORDY!!... HELL HATH FINALLY COMETH, AND ARMAGETTIN' THE FUCK OUTTA HEEE!!"
(quick curtain call, and off to waiting taxi.........with the windows down) .......Amen."
Memes
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
I'm Gay.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
He jizzes canned cheese.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?