Donald Trump Jokes
He jizzes canned cheese.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
Cheesiest jokes.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.