Donald Trump Jokes
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
I'm Gay.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What did Obama ask Trump?
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
He jizzes canned cheese.
you.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?