Donald Trump Jokes

Wall

Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

Brain

5 years ago

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

Home

5 years ago

Anybody home? :)

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Mama

4 years ago

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Memes

Debate

4 years ago

People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."

Donald Trump

5 years ago

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

President

1 year ago

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.

Airplane

4 years ago

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.