Trump

Donald Trump Jokes

Debate

    • People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

    So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

    Trump memes

    Leak

    • Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

    I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

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    • President

    • Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"

    Friend: "Dagobert Duck."

    Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."

    Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"

    Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"

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    • Idiot

    • RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!

    Richard: What????

    Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."

    Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.

    Rick: Oh I will.

    *It was the day March 21st*

    *9 Days later*

    *March 31st*

    Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man

    *one day later*

    *He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*

    Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up

    BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS

    *Richard*

    *oh he's the dumbass*

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

    One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

    What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

    It just doesn't work...

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