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Heroin Monkey

A still from a television program showing two muppets. Grover wears a blond wig and a brown jacket, while the other one is blue with a brown wig. The text says: "Grover mocks Mr. Johnson by dressing up as his dead wife."

Your local comrade

An announcement from your Most High Comrade

The image shows a black hammer and sickle symbol above the text: "Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them."

Anonymous

Sniffs kids

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Willy b

The image contains three sections. The top two show separate cows on roofs, a black cow and a brown and white cow. The bottom section depicts a cow dressed as a soldier, wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and holding a gun, in front of two other cow soldiers.

CrackedRuby_alt

TIME TO KILL FURRYS MUHAHAHAHA

A fake enhanced furry hunting license with an ID number, class, document, issue and expiration date.

mariotime

when you realize

An animated character resembling Stan Pines from Gravity Falls is shown at a podium, making a speech. The text says, 'Through my memes, I will make Gravity Falls great again.'

Heroin Monkey

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

Grizzlymilk

The image shows a Mickey Mouse figurine crucified on a wooden cross with painted red blood on its hands, and three rat figurines looking up at it.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image depicts a muscular bear wearing a park ranger hat labeled "SMOKE EM". The bear is equipped with a machine gun and ammunition belts. The text above the bear reads: "Smokey's brother Gunny wants you to remember that only you can prevent communism."

Adolf Nigler

"Which lawyer do you want?"

A figure in dark robes and a wide-brimmed hat in a still from the movie Spaceballs with the text "THE SCHWARTZ."

Heroin Monkey

A deep-fried, heavily-saturated image shows a product called "Obama Pockets", a parody of Hot Pockets. It features Barack Obama's face on the packaging and a cartoonish Obama face on the food item itself. The label reads: "OBAMA & CHEESE WITH BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA, CHEDDAR CHEESE, AND MOLTEN PLASTIC". There is a text bubble with "HE IS REALLY IN THERE". It also says, "Distributed by m-Seq Corp."

Thoughtless

The image shows a person with yellow skin and a green shirt pointing with their left hand at an anime girl. A text box says, "Don't look at her, she is temporary, communism is forever!" and below is the communist hammer and sickle in a red circle.

AG3.0

The image shows Cartman from South Park as a large, blob-like character with his iconic blue hat. The text overlay reads: "HAHA! SOUTH PARK PREDICTED YOUR MOM, HAHA!"

Cricket Green

The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois

The image shows a cartoon family: a father with a cigarette in his mouth, a child with a gun on his head and a trollface on top, a mother with red laser eyes and a young girl with dark sunglasses. A kitten is placed on the bottom right. The text on the image says "NORMAL FAMILY IN TEXAS".

Glassie wxter

Hear me out

A cartoon image of a figure wearing a large, fur-collared purple coat that resembles a money bag with a dollar sign on it.