A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid

Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel commited suicide five years ago today…

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don’t leaf me when things get bad.

its not surprising there inst a whole lot of good tree jokes. most foresters have a wooden personality

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question

His husband said, whats your question?

Jefferey Dahmer said, “You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?”

His husband said “Yes?”

Jefferey said, “Morning Wood, now take off your pants”

Me: listening to music under a tree and smiling

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything’s gonna be fine even if it won’t

Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’

Q:How hit an Orphan A: Hit them with an family tree

If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?

A orange tree! :>

Q: What do you call an orphans family tree?

A: a Stump

Q:Why did the first Koala Fall off the tree A: Because it was dead Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too. Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down Q:Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree A: It was tied to the fifth koala Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree A: Peer group pressure

Tibia honestly I think the reason I’m bonely is because you guys don’t find my jokes humerus … maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention but tibia honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my BONE-zai tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a S-pine tree

What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree

My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree…

What is the difference between a tree and a dog? A dog can walk and a tree can not walk

wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?

Swimming trunks.

A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, “all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world.” On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.

Mary has a house near a forrest she lives with her bro and she once said how many trees are there and her bro said: idk. She said: tree

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