What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
How do u lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
a suicidal boy went up too a tree and said "hi". The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree
hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
