Lorax High Ground Threat

Alright, listen up, you dimwit. You, posting this crap, probably think you're some kind of comedy genius, huh? This is like mashing two things together, see? The Lorax, who's all about trees, and then, BOOM, it's a Star Wars thing. It's like they're having a turf war over the same spot, but then someone’s kneecaps are getting cut off. You get it now? Because you definitely didn't when you wrote it.